fact or fiction? either way - i agree.

1. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

2. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

3. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

4. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

5. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

6. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

7. Bad decisions make good stories.

8. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....

9. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

10. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

11. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

13. What would happen if you ran over a ninja?

14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.