Wednesday, December 29, 2010

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

26 letters in the alphabet. Whats your favorite?
Had you asked me a week ago I probably would have said g (lower case). Solely because I like the way it loops down and it is always a real treat to write.

However, if your asking me today, 3 days after my birthday, I would defiantly say A.
 AAA to be exact. 

By now we all know that Ol' Betsy is far beyond her glory days. She has had her fair share of tire blowups, bumps, and leaks. Not to mention the "butt dent" from going into the ditch last winter - ouch. Or the numerous times I have locked the keys in the car. $69 to have the locksmith unlock you doors to be exact. Which is exactly why I am changing my favorite letter.

Let me explain . . .

Reason #1 that AAA is my new favorite letter(s) of the alphabet
I can call an 800# to have my tires changed, gasoline brought, towed to the shop, or have my doors unlocked if needed. Fabulous!

Reason #2 that AAA is my new favorite letter(s) of the alphabet
Triple A batteries. You need them for everything good in life. - Enough Said.

Thank you Mama & Papa Kunk for the wonderful birthday gift!  
Papa Bear - Hopefully this will minimize the amount of times I call you in a panic to have you help me with some new crazy mechanical issue.

good ol' clean humor

Q. Whats the difference between a cat and a frog?
A. A cat has nine lives and a frog croaks every night

Q. What does a hippie put on his mashed potatoes?
A. Grooooovy

Thanks Colby and Jeff for passing along the joy!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

a.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s

Dear Mailman,

Please send me an anonymous thank you letter so I can read it when I am frustrated and finally feel appreciated.

Sincerely,
Emily

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

across the lands

I found a new goodie!
Apparently you can track where your viewers are from.
Not crazy stalkerish, but the very general location (aka country).
 I found this very interesting and thought I would share.
 I don't even know anybody from most of these countries.
Thanks for tuning in!

United States 2,961
Germany 68
Nepal 45
Canada 40
United Kingdom 29
Russia 20
Spain 19
Brazil 18
Netherlands 18
China 14

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

adding insult to injury

As you may know, I spend a large portion of my day driving. Driving to work. Driving to Walmart. Driving to clients residences. Driving to schools. Driving home. Blah, Blah, Blah. Old Betsy can't take it much longer. She is falling apart - literally.

Refer back to my post throughout the past few months regarding my Chevy Cavalier if you need a refresher because this is solely an update on the most recent findings.

Last week as I was chit chatting with Mama Kunk, discussing my medical problems and grievances against me at work (aka a horrible, no good, very bad day), I eased into a parallel parking spot outside the high school. No, I did not give the car behind me a love tap. Instead, as I finished my conversation what did I do? Lock my keys in my car of course. Nice! Second time in a month.

Even more recently, I peered out my window to find that my drivers side mirror had a large gash straight down the middle. A large gash meaning a huge crack. Lovely, considering less then 3 months ago I had a handsome young whippersnapper change both of my damaged side mirrors for just under a hundred dollars.

At what point do you say your Clumsy? Forgetful?  Unlucky? Stressed? Or Stupid? And at what point do you just suck it up and buy a new car? Donations welcome.

Monday, December 6, 2010

rules of the road

It's been roughly 8 years now since I read, reviewed, and studied the "Rules of the Road" book for drivers ed. And yes, I do believe I actually read it diligently cover to cover in fear that I would fail my permit test. I remember reading about who has the right away, wolf packs, and construction zones. I even recall a chapter or two on lane changes, road signs, and lets not forget DUI's.

Why though, I must ask myself did they not include a special excerpt on hit and runs, murder, or self defense? This would have been helpful this weekend when I was put into a very controversial situation. 

Saturday night Jeff and I decided to go to dinner and play some billiards at the nearby bar and grill. We were sitting at the bar with a total of about 10 other people in the entire place discussing things like 401k's and the new wine cellar in town - obviously minding our own business.

As we chatted away I noticed out of the corner of my eye a few young ladies "grinding" on the dance floor with one another, as the night progressed they were surrounded by a group of guys who were participating in this sort of dance and snogging. It was quite disturbing, but. . . to each their own I reckon.

The night progressed and before I knew it, time for bed. A few minutes prior to our departure the snogging fools had left the bar...or so we thought. The group of questionable characters stood outside the front door puffing away. We exited the area and proceeded to the car. Suddenly I was being called words that even my utmost enemy has never called me. This is a G rated blog so I will leave the rest to the imagination.

Jeff and I exchanged glances and read each others minds that these are the type of hooligans who would have a knife and they obviously weren't worth the time and effort so we proceeded to the car.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"
We got into the car and locked the doors Before I could start the car and drive away one of the hoodlums was kicking the back of my car and continuing to shout out very obscene things. So what is a girl to do? Whip it into reverse and back right up. Apparently he was able to get out of the way in time because a few minutes later he jumped the curb and was in the street continuing to yell.

Lucky for him I didn't want to get old betsy splashed with blood nor add another dent because she already has plenty. But I did speed up and swerve his direction to give him a fright.

Where do these people come from? Do they live in all cities or is mine special and unique? I must have an awkward look plastered on my face because I don't recall saying or doing anything offensive to these folks.

After getting home I thought about the way I handled the situation. Were my intentions to run over the brute? No, of course not. However, I couldn't think of many alternatives. Call the police? I know how long they take to get to the scene and by then my back window would have been kicked out - No Thanks.

My solution? Rewrite the rules of the road book so young children on the road know how to handle situations such as this. Got a better idea?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

25 days til christmas

Some Christmas movies are like a good book.
You watch (read) it every year, always notice something new about the story, and it never gets old or boring.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Charlie Brown's Christmas