Believe it or not, you can now purchase up to 20 minutes a day of complete and utter bliss for a mere $19.95 a month. Even on the most dreary of days you can lay back, in the nude, and relax while soaking up the rays. Well, maybe not exactly rays of sunshine, but as close as a tanning bed can simulate.
Maybe I'm just being vein, but I sure do feel much better when I have a little color on my skin and don't walk around looking like an eskimo.
Complete and Utter Bliss!
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