Randomly I came across this website (thanks to facebook) and was relatively bored so I decided to see what jeff and my babies would look like. Oh my gosh I am a weirdo and will probably be boyfriendless after he sees this..... However, if my kids really looked like this, maybe I don't want to have babies with him anyways. Haha!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
"We have so much time, and so little to do. Wait! Stop! Reverse that.”
Sometimes I feel exactly like this quote by Willy Wonka. Not so much in the aspect that I have so much to do and so little time to do it in (although once in a while I feel that way too), but moreso that my words are a tangled mess and get jumbled everytime I try to talk. I am full of uhhhh's and ummm's with a few huh's in there too.
For instance, I have an utter and complete phobia of making important phone calls in front of other people. It makes me nervous to call when other people are listening in. I don't even like to call the pizza deliverly guy with others in the room. Its official - im a nut! Advice?
For instance, I have an utter and complete phobia of making important phone calls in front of other people. It makes me nervous to call when other people are listening in. I don't even like to call the pizza deliverly guy with others in the room. Its official - im a nut! Advice?
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Dove
I throughly enjoy the Dove Campaign for Beauty commercials/ads. These two are probably my favorite that I have seen so far. This is a serious issue and I think it is important. - Enjoy
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Wanted
My Ode To Old Betsy
Although you've served your time
I'd rather you weren't mine
When I hit that snow
You took the blow
Now You have a dent
Which would costs a pretty cent
The glass is cracked
Because you got wacked
And with one mirror missing
It leaves me wishing
For a new van
But not a new man
Although my trusty old car has done a fabulous job thus far, it doesn't mean I don't desire something a little shinier and with a bit more spice. Something like this van!
Although you've served your time
I'd rather you weren't mine
When I hit that snow
You took the blow
Now You have a dent
Which would costs a pretty cent
The glass is cracked
Because you got wacked
And with one mirror missing
It leaves me wishing
For a new van
But not a new man
Although my trusty old car has done a fabulous job thus far, it doesn't mean I don't desire something a little shinier and with a bit more spice. Something like this van!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Blue Man Group
Saturday night I went to see the Blue Man Group in Chicago. This video doesn't give it justice. These guys have some strange talents, but sure can pull them together to make a great show.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Biking 4 Babies
This is pretty cool! Some guys that I knew from school biked 636 miles last year during spring break to raise money for babies and plan on doing it again this year. Check out their website bikingforbabies.com
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Happiness for just $19.95 a month
Believe it or not, you can now purchase up to 20 minutes a day of complete and utter bliss for a mere $19.95 a month. Even on the most dreary of days you can lay back, in the nude, and relax while soaking up the rays. Well, maybe not exactly rays of sunshine, but as close as a tanning bed can simulate.
Maybe I'm just being vein, but I sure do feel much better when I have a little color on my skin and don't walk around looking like an eskimo.
Complete and Utter Bliss!
Maybe I'm just being vein, but I sure do feel much better when I have a little color on my skin and don't walk around looking like an eskimo.
Complete and Utter Bliss!
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Insults
Flapdoodle (FLAP-dood-el) — foolish talk; nonsense
Mythomania (mith-oh-MAY-nee-ah) — a compulsion to exaggerate or tell lies
Flibbertigibbet (FLIB-er-tee-jib-it) — a silly, scatterbrained, or garrulous person
Pilgarlic (pil-GAR-lik) — a bald-headed man
Quatopygia (kwah-tah-PIJ-ee-ah) — the shaking of the buttocks while walking
Cuckold (KUK-old) — a man married to an unfaithful wife.
Clatterfart (KLAT-er-fart) — a chatterer; babbler
Brobdingnagian (brob-ding-NAG-ee-an) immense; enormous
Monday, February 15, 2010
Stress Reduction vs. Concussion
Thursday, February 11, 2010
post numero uno
I don't know what came over me to begin a blog.
Boredom? - Perhaps. Taking somebodys advice? - Maybe. The need to "be heard"? - Doubtful.
Regardless of the reasoning I'll just get straight to the point for today which is adolescent boys making inappropriate comments.
To paint the pretty picture for you it was 8:30 on a Thursday night. I of course had nothing more important to do then go to Walmart in search of bagels. I had on too big of sweatpants, old lady shoes that I got from target for $3.25 on the clearance rack, a faded unofficial shirt from 2007, and my greasy hair pulled back in a pony tail. After tracking down the bagels I hear from further down the isle within a group of 5 adolescent boys "hey sexy, can I get your number?". I of course responded with a roll of the eyes and a response regarding the fact that they looked 12 years old. To this I got "OH MY GOD, are you PMSing. Ewe, you are". Sure I sounded grumpy, but I'm pretty certain about 30 seconds prior they were willing to take me home. How do things change and all the sudden I am PMSing? Obviously they felt rejected and now I was the butt of their jokes.
My shopping trip came to an abrupt halt, I waited in line for 10 minutes, paid for my bagels, and took my PMSing self home to bed.
Boredom? - Perhaps. Taking somebodys advice? - Maybe. The need to "be heard"? - Doubtful.
Regardless of the reasoning I'll just get straight to the point for today which is adolescent boys making inappropriate comments.
To paint the pretty picture for you it was 8:30 on a Thursday night. I of course had nothing more important to do then go to Walmart in search of bagels. I had on too big of sweatpants, old lady shoes that I got from target for $3.25 on the clearance rack, a faded unofficial shirt from 2007, and my greasy hair pulled back in a pony tail. After tracking down the bagels I hear from further down the isle within a group of 5 adolescent boys "hey sexy, can I get your number?". I of course responded with a roll of the eyes and a response regarding the fact that they looked 12 years old. To this I got "OH MY GOD, are you PMSing. Ewe, you are". Sure I sounded grumpy, but I'm pretty certain about 30 seconds prior they were willing to take me home. How do things change and all the sudden I am PMSing? Obviously they felt rejected and now I was the butt of their jokes.
My shopping trip came to an abrupt halt, I waited in line for 10 minutes, paid for my bagels, and took my PMSing self home to bed.
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