Reasons It's Great To Be A Girl

• Free Dinners
• Speeding Ticket? - What's that?
• If your not very attractive, you can fool um with makeup
• You can hide your big ears without anybody knowing
• If you don't shave, you can just wear pants
• You can date somebody - just because their funny
• Wearing your significant others clothes doesn't make you a cross-dresser
• You'll never regret piercing your ears
• No group showers
• Being under 6ft is a good thing, not something you have to worry about
• Snorting once in a while when you laugh can be considered cute
• You don't have a hairy back... or crack
• If you tan it doesn't make people question your sexuality
• You can cry without pretending theres something in your eye
• No worrying about the waist band tuck
• Nobody passes out when you take off your shoes