Saturday, September 10, 2011

Slippery little suckers

I stumbled across this interesting little chair in one of the stalls of the ladies bathroom at Walmart the other day.

At first I pulled my pants down and thought it was pretty cool to have a seat belt to add stability while doing your business.

Then I realized there was nowhere for "your business" to go? Which is when I noticed the small sign indicating to strap your child down so they can't weasel under the wall and into somebody elses stall.


Interesting concept. Do parents really use these?

- Walmart really does have everything.



Want Some Candy Little Kid?

I'm always very cautious when I see a van with no windows. I half expect some old man to offer me some candy and then stuff me in the back. Well yesterday I came across just that type of van, except this one was special...


Enough said.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Hole in 1.... or 14

My latest adventure involves my first round of golf.


Actually it involves me recklessly driving the golf cart and carefully overseeing a dozen balls get lost.
Maybe I'll give it a whirl next time.


Aligning with the cosmos


 I've always liked to think of myself as being in tune with nature.


Not the tree hugging type though....



Not the sit in the forest for hours and meditate type either....








Ok, so maybe I'm not as nature oriented as I pretend to be, but one thing I know for sure is that I enjoy a good stroll through the park, dance in the rain, or wind in my face. Is it really that important to you what my motivation to recycle more or stop global warming is? No, I didn't think so.

Well last week I embarked on an exciting adventure to Anderson Gardens in Rockford. I took some time to enjoy the serenity while attempting to seek enlightenment, but I think my inability to sit still for more then 5 minutes started to kick in.

It was a good time for a Sunday afternoon and they even had a Japanese tea house which you could walk around. Fairly fascinating. Check it out.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Studious? Me? - Nah

" Back to school, back to school to prove to Dad I'm not a fool. "
Well, it's official.  I always knew I would end up back in the classroom one way or another. I just thought I would be the one in front of the class enlightening others, not the one sitting in the desk and slaving away at homework for hours on end.

Check back in three years and maybe I'll be updating more frequently.  Until then, this is my forewarning that my posts may be few and far inbetwen. But keep in mind....
" I'll be back" (in an arnold schwarzenegger voice)

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Weekend Wreckage

So far this weekend has definitely had it's ups an downs, highs and lows, wax and wane, peaks and valleys, ebb and flow - Starting to catch on? And it's only Sunday morning.

Lets just start from the ground break of this excursion. Thursday I decided to do a little pampering since I was playing hooky (aka PTO) from work on Friday. I got myself a long overdue pedi/mani, and bought myself some new PJ's with a $10 free gift from Kohl's.

I must admit that while I have no racial bias against people that are Asian, it is rather humorous that both their manicure shops and restraunts never fail to have the little asian kids running around. I musst give credit where credit is due though because they sure do know how to make a girl that picks her nails while nervous look damn good. - Thanks.

After my pampering session I decided to have a night cap and hit the hay early. Okay, so maybe it wasn't early per say, but I still did get a good nights sleep to be rested for my Friday festivities.

We hit the road around 10am and drove roughly 5 hours (with pee stops) to Green Bay, Wisconsin. I must say that this was the furthest North I had been and for lack of a better term people are of a different breed there - Well at least our waitress was.... Although come to think of it, the pain meds she appeared to be on was probably the sole perpetrator of her oddness. Regardless, for being about 100,000 people it had a somewhat quaint feel to it.

At least it was quaint until we got to our hotel. I must say the main reason we choose this hotel was because the "24 hour pool" was calling our name. However, this turned out to be a bad idea as I think the pool overflowed into the rest of the hotel as the smell of mildew, wet dog, and peeling wallpaper was soon filling my nostril orifices.

After checking in, we decided to head down to Lambeau Field. It didn't take long that I realized what a big Bear fan I really am. As I people watched while tailgating I began to ponder how to pick  off each and every last Cheese Head in the stadium. That being said -we had a fabulous time.





We ate nachos, drank some beers, and as much as I hate to admit, even cheered for the pack.

After the Packers  beat the Cardinals 28-20 we ventured to some local hotspots in the downtown Green Bay area, took a midnight stroll along the bay, and of
course hit up the 24 hour pool.

After check-out the following morning, we took the hour drive to check out Door County and part of the upper peninsula.

We hit up Potawatomi State Park where we climbed the 75 foot observation tower on top of a 150 foot bluff overlooking Sturgeon Bay.

 I must admit that while I am not afraid of heights, the ricketyness of this tower gave me the frights. Of course once reaching the top - totally worth it.

The view of the bay was beautiful and the weather was perfect.

Finally, to finish the day off we ventured to downtown Sturgeon Bay where we checked out West Fest and Tug Fest. Both which were considerably overrated to say the least.

On a high note, I did get a pretty sweet picture with this old tug boat and enjoyed hearing some local bands making melodies.

Then we decided to begin the endeavor home. The final note/advice I would like to leave you with is that speeding tickets in Wisconsin are not $75 as they are in Illinois. Try $250. - Ouch.


The lesson to be learned? Don't get pulled over 2 miles from the boarder.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Chorizo's In The Lead

I'm not sure how many of you are baseball fans, but the season has come and is quickly going.

More importantly though, I'm not sure how many of you can honestly say that you have witnessed the Racing Sausages first hand.

Because I have.


Wednesday night there just so happened to be a Clinton Lumberkings minor league baseball game going on. So naturally we decided to track the hour drive only to be sadly disappointed by the strong support of Miller Lite. Ick.

Regardless - the highlight of the evening was definitely the guest appearance of the racing sausages during the 7th inning stretch. And even better - Chorizo won the race!

Not bad for some fun on a  school night.


Friday, August 5, 2011

Woot Woot. We have a winner.

I'm not a fair weather fan or a traitor. If a team has me as a fan, it's for life. There's no turning back, no matter how rough it may get at times. For example. . .


Ever since the get go I've been a cubs fan . . . (perfect example of times getting tough)





An Illini fan. . .
 Hail to the Orange. Hail to the Blue.
Hail Alma Mater, Ever so true.
We love no other, So let our motto be
Victory, Illinoisssssss Varsity – Oskee-Wow-Wow





And of course, for those of you who know me well, a die hard bears fan. And yes, that is me wearing an Urlacher jersey attempting to throw my Colts fan friend out the 2nd floor window following the Colts winning the Superbowl against the Bears.

Also an important thing to note is that I rarely win anything. Scratch off lotto tickets are not for me. I stay away from raffles or drawings because they become a waste of time. One time I won a swimsuit from a giveaway blog, but that was just a freak accident and haven't won anything since.

Well it appears that my luck has changed... or has it? I won NFL preseason tickets to a Packers vs Cardinals game at Lambeau field in Wisconsin. For a bears fan, this is painful and I debated either giving them to my packers friend or tearing them to shreds and soak up the glory knowing that 2 seats would be empty following following a Superbowl season.

But, instead I've decided to go later this month and scout out the competition. See what's in store for this year and feel like an honorary Bear for the day. Although, unfortunately I will have to say my first football game was a Packers game.

I think I'll manage.  - After all, they are free.